Benefits of crotchless panties

CROTCHLESS?  What is the POINT of panties? Are they even technically panties if they don't have a crotch? I just really love saying CROTCH! And couldn't you just scoot them over (if they had a CROTCH) and pee like you do (I do) with a swimsuit?
Just so you know god is in the business of making panties! These crotchless panties come all the way up to your bra to provide just the kind of support a plus size woman with an unsightly muffin top needs.
But hey, the reason I know god made them is that you can PEE without pulling them down. I've done this successfully three times today. The first time I was a bit anxious thinking that my attempt could lead to a catastrophic disaster. Catastrophic because if these crotchless panties got wet then I'd have to take them off. My butt flapping. My tummy rolling. It would be a storm that others would notice!
So, thank the good lord for crotchless Higher Power panties. She knows exactly what we plus size women need during the holidays and all year round!

 

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